I have seen some great letters to the Stuff we collect so I thought I could do the same
As much as I think I like having you around… It’s time that you leave my house. I understand that we go way back, but I don't think I can live my life happy with you every where I look.
I know that at one point you were the thing that put a sparkle in my eye, the thing that made me smile and giddy with glee. Alas that time has shifted and you are now not that exiting and seem to make to only make me sigh with regret.
I have kept you for so long now that I have forgotten how and when we met. If I am honest you never once really make me happy, smarter or even sexy! If anything I spent more time trying to keep you pretty and wondering what the heck to do with you.
It’s time for you to go and find a new home. You need to find some one who opens a door and smiles not shudders with annoyance that your still here. Don’t worry you won’t go to the tip, I will make sure that you are recycled so you can find that some one special.
I am looking forward to my life free , with a new beginning and so much less stress. Enjoy your new life somewhere else and I promise I won’t replace you.